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hello my little wombats. in another segment of infotainment i present to you (picture above) the holiday habitats of foreign men with manboobs and foreign women with saggy skin.

the weekend was a super relaxing one. after four years of being away from all things seaside related, i reveled in the feeling of sand between my toes and the slip slap slop of sunblock on my skin. i was like a child reborn, indulging in the saltwater activities of my childhood. there was jetskiing (oh the speed the speed. its really too bad i thought of stefano casiraghi in the midst of all that acceleration and promptly slowed down), parasailing (or harness through my buttcrack sailing as i like to call it) and hand-line fishing (i caught 8 fish!). i also scarfed down nasi kandar two days in a row and sampled a seaside buffet and feasted on 4 different types of cake. i have so much guilt (and fat and sugar and carbohydrates) within me now that i plan to redeem myself by not eating simple carbs for the next 4 days. hell shall rule once again.

while enjoying a two hour massage, i had the most fascinating conversation with Junior Foo (his dad is Mr Foo of C.S Foo & Family Reflexology and erm...i don't know his name thus Junior).

while kneading my left foot:

JF : you get headaches.
me: really? i do? yeahhhh....i guess i do.
JF: your eyes are tired. you use computer a lot?
me: (thinks of MSN games) yeah i use the computer a lot.
JF: for long distance ok. for short distance a bit of problem.
me: uh-oh i just lasered my eyes. yeah i should be careful.
JF: your left shoulder is strained.
me: well...now that you mention it...
JF: your neck is tight. you have many stress.
me: (looks around at sun, sand, reflexologist with foot in hand) erm..yeah...i guess i am stressed
out.
JF: you have problems with lower back.
me: yeah i do actually! someone believes me!
JF: that's cause you have bad posture.
me: *sigh* yes, yes i know i do
JF: your lungs ok.
me: oh good (all that smoking didn't cause anything).
JF: your liver ok.
me: oh good!! (i'm surprised but yayyyy)
JF: your stomach got a bit of gas.
me: what?? i do not!!
JF: your heart ok.
me: yeah. only been broken multiple times.
JF: your ovary ok.
me: oh good. i'm gonna need them.

i dedicate this picture to tater tot formerly known as mash potato formerly known as doosh bag. doesn't it remind you of when we were kids? we missed you!!