i'm thinking you can tell that this is a picture of harness-through-buttcrack-sailing. but for the sake of infotainment, i had to state it. (that isn't me up there by the way. i would never put up a picture of myself with legs dangling in midair and my shorts halfway up my crack)
a friend asked me the other day if i was bisexual. i told him i'm so straight it hurts. but then i started thinking about it and i think i'm asexual. which, according to wikipedia, means i do not experience sexual attraction. and that is so true. i'm not attracted to anyone. like, anyone. oh but the last time i was attracted to someone was my spaniard in london. but who wouldn't be. the dude looks like josh duhamel. anyway, i have no desire whatsoever to be with anyone. in fact, i'm very much put off by the idea of relationships and i've already given the whole spiel about how i'm a serious doubter in the sanctity of relationships and marriage so i won't yap on about it. if i get scared by the thought of relationships does that make me a commitment phobe? cause i usually loathe those people. needless to say, big momma is very much concerned. i'm pretty sure of it. i've told her countless times "dude i'm never getting married so don't expect grandchildren" and she tells me "jangan cakap benda tak senonoh". but i can almost see the panic alarm going off in her head. mayday! mayday! mayday! not to worry though, big momma. i have a contingency plan. if in 20 years you don't accept my asexuality, i have arranged to marry a specific person at a specific time. *waves at specific person* ours will be a sexless marriage though. sorry, dude.
Feb 29, 2008
i understand whats on his head is more important than whats in it
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i thought we agreed to have kids!
Who said anything about 20 years time? i thought its whenever i feel like it?
oh my god! you're having all these conversations in your head by yourself! my requirements were that i be 42 and not married by that time and you have to be working in amsterdam. and by the time i'm 42 i can't have kids! i'll let you have affairs la (cause i don't want to do any consummating) but you can't kahwin dua/tiga or have other kids.
u know thats very true. i havent been sexually attracted (sans haris) to anyone since i left melbourne. there was this waiter at degraves coffee and he is an actor slash waiter. hahaha! you know how i found out? i fucking eavesdropped. and i thought i was bisexual for a while but realized i was wrong when i realized the vagina is not pretty. at all. :/
you keep changing ur mind. i want written agreement from now on.
farah! where are u?
i went out last night and i came back really really late so i woke up really really late today. and i'll draw up the agreements and get my lawyer to fax it to you.
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