a toucan talks dirty

holy guacamole fatman! its been two days of no rice and i am mighty pleased with the results. i can see my knees, mama! i can see my knees!

ok i might have been exaggerating on the state of my tummy before the semi-slimdown. i just wanted to talk about my knees, that's all.

people have been talking about nasi daun pisang to me and i wonder if i'll have the strength of will to eat the nasi daun pisang without the nasi. ohhhhhh fried bittergourd, come to me.

i'll be placed in a similar situation this weekend when we're by the beach in penang and i have nasi kandar staring me in the face. i mean there is absolutely no way you can eat nasi kandar without the nasi. you have to. right? tell me i'm right, i haven't had rice in two days. just 32 more hours until i will be reunited with that heavenly staple food of our country. i've been dreaming of chicken katsu curry *groan*

on a jellybean update, i swear that kid shushed me the other day. but i think it might have been her snoring. since she was asleep at the time.

so long comrades.