this is hard for me because i have a tenuous grasp on what's real

this is a picture of three trees. i've named them katya, irina and pascha. they're russian girls but they live in penang. gotta send money home to the family y'know.

mucho mucho drama over the weekend. and that's about it. i can't say much about it or i might be at risk of prosecution. i'm just kidding. nothing that dramatic. a few botched armed robberies here and there. regular joe stuff you know. ok fine. nothing happened. my life is uninteresting. you got me.

except....i hit my head on a shower wall while bending over laughing. i will not pretend i was sober during the fall. all i can say is i can no longer show my face in public mostly due to the fact that the back of my head looks like it was hit with a hammer. i exaggerate. its gone down a whole lot. but i still wonder how i managed to fall on my butt and have my head collide with the wall. also must remember to ask owner of toilet if i cracked his wall.