Feb 17, 2009

you are an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy joy feelings in the people around you

i watched Demolition Man as a child and wondered for years after what rat burgers tasted like and how the three seashells were used. a couple of weeks ago i remembered this all important childhood question and checked the interwebs for guidance. i found this gem:


instructional guide courtesy of the good guys at I-Mockery.com

i don't think future butts are thoroughly cleaned though. men in this day and age already have trouble with skidmarks on their underpants, will women in the future suffer the same fate as well?

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