there's no twirling in the armed forces

T minus 30 minutes till i finally see my boyfriend!

i spent the whole day in bed convincing myself that i'm resting because i'm jetlagged and i shouldn't be out walking cause my back really really hurts. its actually because i wanted to stare at my baby cat licking the corners of my wooden nighttable. if i moved, she might have stopped and we can't have that happening. 

i weighed myself and the most shocking number of all came up on the scale. although some would say its a nice round number. with lotsa curves. all that duck rice, pizza, syrup-ed coffees and pasta have caught up to me. because i can't run fast. get it get it? cause i'm fat and can't run so all that food has literally run into me? *guffaw* *guffaw* what IS a guffaw anyway? why goo-faw? 

i'm gonna go take a nice shower now. must smell nice for peebee. 

ooo...sexy showerhead, come to mama.