former whales and their blubber

annoying frannoying dronnoying day. having to shuffle my feet instead of walk everywhere for her sake pissed the shit out of me. no, i don't feel sorry for you because you brought it upon yourself. hmph.

went to the bloody supermarket today, which is usually an enjoyable experience for me, but today's outing just took the magic out of it. if you want the damn milk, tell me earlier when i was getting your bloody vitagen from the other side of the supermarket.

the cheese i love so much didn't show much love for me today. i was picking up a packet of mozarella (the kind that's bathing in its own juice) and it squirted out cheese juice at me. damn faulty merchandise. my wrist smelt cheesy all day.

i'm wondering how sweet gherkins taste like. i'm very much intrigued by those baby cucumbers. sweet and crunchy it says on the bottle. interesting.