Tonight, a young woman was sexually assaulted at a dining establishment popularly frequented by Malaysians. The victim, who prefers to be known as Miss T (no connection to the A-Team's Mr T), was groped in her special bad place by one Miss F.A. (Her name cannot be released at this time due to legal reasons). Miss T commented on the incident, "I screamed 'Bad touch! Bad touch!' and the responsible employees of the restaurant immediately appeared bearing big forks and rolling pins. I will forever be grateful for that." Miss T has not been deterred by this incident and continues to wear short skirts. The suspect is unfazed and is now drinking teh tarik.
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Feb 21, 2009
Danger danger
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4 comments:
congratulations on blogging from your blackberryyy farfss!
kesian Miss T! yeah tell her to stop wearing those skirts.
esqueeze me, i've always blogged from my phone, mmmmkay, Miss Farahana Azmin?
she'll stop wearing those skirts when you stop touching bad places.
you touched my Mrs Bojangles just now =(
yeah stop tickling my poot. it's not a play toy
Mrs Bojangles? Is that what you call them now?
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