the arsonist has oddly shaped feet

pops (while peering at my face): don't you think your makeup is too thick?
me (quotes Benefit package): no, pops, you have to put on 20% more makeup then when you get where you're going, you'll look gorgeous.
*5 seconds later*
pops: oh yeah, i think some of it has fallen off already.

my pops is so easily swayed. i got that gene.

hah. i encountered the bitchy RotiBoy Lady again and to piss her off a second time i purposely gave her 50 bucks to pay for 4 bucks worth of food. unlike the other day, she didn't turn into the Incredible Bitch. hmmm...do you think she reads my blog?

haven't seen peebee since tuesday. i feel like dying.

its 12.59pm and my left nostril has gone numb.