eggmen

(singing) we're off to see the wizard, the wizard da da da da (forgets lyrics). yayyyy...off to paris and amsterdam in the morning.

doosh rocks at guitar hero. consequently, songs off the game are constantly hummed and sung in both our heads. she's dum dum dum, dumdumdumdum-ing smoke on the water right now.

its cold, its freakin' cold but i can put up with it because evidently, i'm mucho mucho fatto in facebook pictures. the extra layers of fat that bears have under their fur are similar to the ones i have underneath this 'jedi training academy' jumper.

unfortunately, lloyd bearington will not be accompanying us to paris and amsterdam. the last time i brought a loved stuffed toy to a european country, he ended up in the washing machine of a hotel. them hos in the housekeeping department were covering up the whole debacle, i'm pretty sure of it. R.I.P Percival the Penguin.

off to buy presents. see ya suckas (i say this in an affectionate way, of course).