don't join a cult. have some cake.

i finally bought me some gherkins to try. they're sweet and tangy midget gherkins from heinz and they're not too bad. mmm...vinegary and makes my eyes squeeze shut.

also bought a pack of those partycubes cheese. the kind that has mushroom, blue cheese and french onion flavours added to it. what confuses me though is the little sticker on the french onion cubes. it says fried onion. so i really don't know if its french onion or fried onion. maybe french onion is fried. hmmm...must ponder this even more.

gonna get my eyes deep fried tomorrow! so i'll be blind a while. i don't know for how long. but to my loyal fans out there, fret not, i shall return to you in a couple of days, contact-less and glasses-less.

but i don't know why. i have this feeling that the whole lasik thing isn't gonna work out. like my dad will suddenly throw open the door to the surgery room and run towards the doctor screaming "noooooo...i've changed my mind! don't fry my daughter's eyes!" or the doctor will suddenly realise that no, i'm not a suitable candidate for lasik surgery. or there might be a power outage because big metal spiders from outerspace are sucking up all them electric volts.

bean's making mucho mucho loud noises and showing me her butt. no, baby, i don't wanna get funky. my mum also told me to get my horny cat out of her room.