stanley statistic, rodney random, nick nobody

lets all hold hands and countdown to the end of the world....which happens to be on the 22nd of october. am i psychic? yes. am i predicting armageddon? not for the whole world, no. just me. my exams start then and i have about as much confidence as a dormouse. so study hard, farah. but i have been, daddy. *i'm lying*

lets mash up today's post with yet another damn laundry list. (if you're asking why LAUNDRY list, as one of my biggest fans have, you can choose to ignore the "laundry" if it makes more sense)

• me shiny new ipod touch. memory's a biaatchh but a 3.5 inch screen and that fingertip rolling around thingy makes up for it
• me shiny new gold rap star-ish casio watch which makes me feel like a pimp. or pimpette if you're one of em feminists
• barry & stuart. one day i will dedicate an entire post to the sexy scottish accent. like the one i have in my head when i type right now. i'm scottish in my head now. haggis. haggis.
• realplayer. downloading videos then putting em on my ipod has never been easier. that was such a promo. if you want me to promote a product on this site, give me a call. wot, you don't have my number? ridiculous.
• drawing semi-good graffiti on msn while noosh draws crap. (i have a secret weapon)
• giggling over recent revelations in the house of wan. how could i have been so blind? *smacks forehead*
• kitkat from lon-don. is it the milk here or something that makes it taste like crap? and more importantly,why didn't mummy bring home the dark chocolate ones?
• my shiny new room. less crap, more ikea furniture. do it yourself makes my bed rock. wait, that doesn't work. or maybe it does. think about it.
• finding old notes in class between me and my besties from 7 years ago. includes "poems", short stories and graphics. opening bid at RM 568, 964. its good stuff. seriously.
• finding mountains of printed out lyrics from when i first discovered the internet and printer; cutouts and torn off pages from smash hits, tiger beat, teen beat & galaxy, anything that had the moffatts, backstreet boys, vincent kartheiser and erik von detten in them
• watching my old skool as buffy the vampire slayer box set tapes that i had to hand carry back from london wayyyy back when. VHS TAPES. as in rectangular thing of the 90s. (i don't actually know how long its been around). anyone remember laser discs?